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Aging mountain deflates

By Anita Beaker on February 26, 2018 |

KREMMLING, CO – A mountain that has been standing for millions of years began slowly going flat as a result of escaping air.

Asked for comment, the mountain replied, “Psssssssssssssssssshhh.”

Published in GEOGRAPHY and GEOLOGY

Anita Beaker

Anita Beaker covers the science & technology beat. She has a doctorate in hypothetical physics from Wurzitadt University and enjoys making strange subatomic particles in her spare time.

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