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Biofuels nothing new, says farting cow

FLATULA, KS – Responding to the recent trending of biofuels in popular media, dairy cow Imelda wishes to remind consumers that she and her colleagues have been passing gas for much longer than there have been so-called “biofuels”.

“It’s not so much farting as belching as we digest in our four stomachs,” said Imelda. “but we do produce a globe-shifting amount of methane.”

Imelda has no specific recommendations to utilize the methane produced by cows, or how to ameliorate the greenhouse effects it has on the atmosphere. “I am a cow,” she said.

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