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Blue tooth installed

CAMRBIDGE, MA – Evan Gruber, the man in the office known to practically everyone as “that guy” had a blue tooth installed just so he could bring out that joke on demand.

Bluetooth is a wireless technology standard that allows users to exchange data over short distances, letting them connect to headphones, speakers, and other peripherals.

Gruber’s blue tooth is a somewhat hackneyed pun that he will likely regret within a week.

“I can see by the end of this month he’ll be like, ‘Yeah, it’s a blue tooth’ and get tired of explaining it every time he opens his mouth,” said coworker Helen Shears. “He’s still got that tattoo on his chest that says ‘Please give CPR just one more try.'”

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