Press "Enter" to skip to content

Bully not so big from outer space

BLOOMINGBURG – Fourth grade bully Tommy Wrennik is the “big man on campus” on the playground, but disappears altogether when viewed at the global scale.

Classmate Miles Gertner, a frequent target for Wrennick’s taunting, pointed out the humbling fact during a reallocation of his lunch money.

“Shut up, dweeb,” said Wrennick, wholly unaware of the taser-wielding police officer behind him.

Be First to Comment

    Comments, Complaints, Recipes