ASHEVILLE , NC – Incidents of red collar crime are at their lowest levels since record keeping began, according to record keepers. “Compared to white…
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TEMPE, AZ – Manufacturers of the Sôlex Sundial Watch are responding to irate customers who are discovering that their watches require additional hardware and settings…
DEWLAP, WA – Otherwise ordinary iguanas have developed traits that help them blend in to human surroundings, according to iguanologist Gail Apagos. “We’ve noticed a…
HOUSTON – 57-year old engineer Mitch Glonby will be ready when paisley returns to vogue. “I was there for the original heyday back in the…
BOULDER, CO – The comfy fashion statement known as Crocs will soon extend to formalwear this fall when the footwear company launches the Crocs Suit.…
MIRANDA – Forward-looking grey market merchant and sometime defendant Reed Sidavis has chosen a full ensemble for his imminent arrest and mugshot. Sidavis, a self-styled…
BURBANK, ID – Spud Russet has always wanted a tattoo, but conventional salons would not allow him to get one because he’s not human. “My…
