REDMOND, WA – Users of Microsoft Office will no longer have to insert pictures or move tables to send their text all over the page.…
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CHAMPAIGN, IL – Employees at Nista Group have overlooked the extensive reshuffling of furniture, appliances, and supplies in the break room completed by verifications group…
SANTA CLARA, CA – Brand new VR technology empowers office workers to sit at their cubicles and desktop computers, no matter where they are. The…
CUIDAD SIEMJUAQUE – Faced with falling demand, several drug cartels are transitioning their operations over to more expensive printer ink. “It’s the most expensive consumer…
BELTSVILLE, MD – The U.S. Department of Vague Admonitions (DVA) has issued an urgent bulletin, the contents of which are not yet fully known. “There’s definitely…
UNDERWOOD – Customer complaints have prompted a voluntary recall of keyboards from QworTech. The bulk of issues reportedly come from the placement of a power…
TUFTON, RI – Researchers have determined that nobody is even going to read their reports or paragraphs like this unless they format it as a…
HOUSTON, TX – Burning a candle at both ends is so 20th Century. Today’s overworked corporate types need a couple of extra ends to burn,…
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This coming week we will have a sit-down with abstract expressionist chart designer Roman Bench. His work is often compared to revolutionary American painter Jackson…
