MUNCIE, IN – Extraterrestrials traveling to Earth have refined methods to evade detection, including one that allows them to hide in plain sight: appearing to…
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BELTSVILLE, MD – The U.S. Department of Vague Admonitions (DVA) has issued an urgent bulletin, the contents of which are not yet fully known. “There’s definitely…
AMALTHEA, SC – Local residents sighted an unidentified flying object (UFO) making repeated passes around the Piggly Wiggly parking lot on Buford Avenue this afternoon.…
JAKKU – Fans of the Star Wars franchise tingled with excitement at the leaking of this image, a Tusken Raider riding Bantha Claus. Star Wars…
BETA PICTORIS – Alien life forms on planets outside our solar system are still unprepared for the switchover from analog to digital television signal for programming originating…
PINWHEEL GALAXY – In a galaxy far, far away, times are hard. Residents of the Pinwheel Galaxy have tapped out most of the resources available…
MULTIVERSE LOCAL 434S – A transmission from an alternate reality heretofore unknown to science implored our current civilization to curtail the transportation of socks into…
