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Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article

Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article

By Howie Aldouin on May 10, 2019 |

BREAKINGNEWS, CLICKBAIT, CLIMATE, CONSPIRACY, ENERGY, ENVIRONMENT, JOURNALISM, MONEY, MORE, NUCLEAR, PARANORMAL, POLITICS, PRODUCTIVITY and SCITECH

NEW YORK, NY – A lengthy article published today promised an explosive revelation that pertains to millions of readers. But first, a little context: The…

11 Songs That Aren’t About What You Think. #4 Blew Me Away!

11 Songs That Aren’t About What You Think. #4 Blew Me Away!

By Anita Beaker on January 25, 2017 |

DOGS, ESPIONAGE, NUCLEAR and POLITICS

There are songs we’ve heard all our lives and thought we knew what they meant. Here are eleven that have stunning origins unlike what you…

LETTERS

If a bird is being an a**hole, do other birds call them a cloaca?

Dear Editors, I suppose this would apply to reptiles, amphibians, most fish, and monotremes. With gratitude, Stan B.

I saw that

Dear Editors, You with the red jacket and black cap. At the corner of 8th and Elm, yesterday at 1 pm. Bet you thought nobody

Some of these letters are pretty long

Dear Editors, That’s all, I guess. I just don’t have a lot of patience. Thanks, Ed Z.

One-of-a-kind Mars Drone

This kickass drone was just sitting in the middle of a field on Mars. We hung on to it for a while to see if

Any one of these cars – TIME SENSITIVE

Hurry up, this is a one-time type of deal. Pick out any car from this lot and I will deliver it to you for $500.

I thought I sold this already

VCR with some VHS tapes. Not sure if it works, it’s been sitting in the basement since 1998. There’s no remote, and the picture is

Airport opens concourse express lane

ATLANTA – Travelers in a hurry at Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport now have a new ally in the form of an express lane down the middle

Inhabitants of distant planets still not ready for digital TV conversion

BETA PICTORIS – Alien life forms on planets outside our solar system are still unprepared for the switchover from analog to digital television signal for programming originating

Meat industry formally adopts “may also contain” labeling

Producers of beef, pork and other meat products have begun listing more specific ingredients that occasionally appear in the mix. Much like labeling that reads

Entrepreneur opens alcohol-themed bar

CLAREMONT – Developer Pete DeLeon held the grand opening last night for “Alcohol Bar”, his latest theme bar that revolves around alcohol. “We’ve done the

Chicken Pot Pie To Be Used As Energy Storage Medium

STILLWATER, NV – Researchers have solved an age-old problem in energy production with an age-old solution: Chicken pot pie. “The problem with generating lots of

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Something Must Be Done.

As a matter of fact, I was raised in a barn

I don’t hate you, I just want you out of my way.

REVIEWS

Art Review: “Resplendence In Equanimity” By Chuck “Charley” Charles – Coffee On Packing Paper, 2019

“A Spoon From Home” in Hardcover is Hard to Keep Open

“Vampire Cop” [insert review summary here]

In the Store

Vintage Chemistry Set

Real Life 3D Specs

Pocket Pi Reference

Mystery Pharmaceuticals

Obscure politicians across nation preparing for possible VP nod

This Day in History: Pony Express “when it absolutely, positively has to be there in about a fortnight”

GM gets additional $3 billion from Washington for rust proofing

Economists to keep predicting recession until they get one

Panic grows for what to call current decade

Posts published in “NUCLEAR”

Headline Alludes To Astonishing Fact Found Nowhere In Article

11 Songs That Aren’t About What You Think. #4 Blew Me Away!

LETTERS

If a bird is being an a**hole, do other birds call them a cloaca?

I saw that

Some of these letters are pretty long

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One-of-a-kind Mars Drone

Any one of these cars – TIME SENSITIVE

I thought I sold this already

Airport opens concourse express lane

Inhabitants of distant planets still not ready for digital TV conversion

Meat industry formally adopts “may also contain” labeling

Entrepreneur opens alcohol-themed bar

Chicken Pot Pie To Be Used As Energy Storage Medium

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