Rollo, a silverback gorilla who has learned to communicate via sign language, has requested that his keepers stop talking to him. “We are amazed at…
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HILO, HI – Astronomers at the Mauna Kea Observatory have discovered a new, scaly, inflamed planet far from our Solar System and named it Psoriasis,…
WESTERN SAHARA – Scientists working on a dig site at the edge of the Sahara Desert have discovered a previously unknown geological layer, composed entirely…
WARRAWOONA, AUSTRALIA – The relatively short evolutionary event about 540 million years ago that produced an exceptional number of animal phyla can be explained by…
HUNTSVILLE – World, say hello to Catsup, the first-ever genetically modified organism (GMO) that combines genes from a cat and a tomato. “We don’t have…
TAMPA, FL – Reflecting modern technology, sensibilities and brands, the Global Panel on Commerce and Constellation Naming (GPCCN) has passed a draft resolution to rename…
PISMO BEACH, CA – A terrifying carcass washed ashore this week, prompting locals to give it fanciful names like Chupacarpa, Devil Bearfish, Fishquatch and Yetipus.…
OLDUVAI TOWNSHIP, MA – Archaeologists have uncovered the site of an ancient excavation of an even older site. The order of events is unclear, but…
TUFTON, RI – Researchers have determined that nobody is even going to read their reports or paragraphs like this unless they format it as a…
DEWLAP, WA – Otherwise ordinary iguanas have developed traits that help them blend in to human surroundings, according to iguanologist Gail Apagos. “We’ve noticed a…
