GORGE CANYON, VT – Expert bungee jumper and alleged bank robber Skip Saltaro received a suspended sentence in his trial for the heist of MounteBank…
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ROME – An engraving in Latin from centuries ago reveals the reason gladiatorial combat fell out of favor in the later years of the Roman…
TITUS, AL – A minor league player is soon to catch up with the all-time baseball record for fewest strikeouts in a career. Scotty “Squatty”…
TURTLEHEAD CREEK – The newest innovation for the skiing season ahead is one that goes behind you: a toilet that fits right on the back…
LOW EARTH ORBIT – Not to be outdone by Felix Baumgartner’s record-setting supersonic freefall from 39 kilometers in the stratosphere to New Mexico, daredevil and…
TANNER, CA – Despite a season of zero wins and mostly shutouts, Tanner Little League team Doug’s Team has made the playoffs. “The guys are…
CIUDAD GUAJOLOTE – A Mexican wrestler (or luchador) who happens to be a turkey has been winning matches by rendering challengers lethargic. El Tryptophan (a…
HANSFRANZ, MN – A weightlifter suffered severe burns from a controversial new steroid, Sternosterone. Combining the muscle tone-building benefits of testosterone with the portable food-warming…
LAKE SUNNYVALE, OR – A pro-am curling competition originally slated for January has now been canceled altogether, according to the event organizer Ben Slidee. “We…
LUKEWARM SPRINGS – The already short window for slush hockey season has been truncated by unexpectedly pleasant weather. Players who depend on the unstable conditions…
