DENVER, CO – Meteorologists were stunned by the long, strange, freakish patterns on display across the nation yesterday, the 20th of April, an otherwise ordinary…
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METEOROLOGIST CHET SPARSELY REPORTING Going outside today will be a real mixed bag, depending on where you are. A number of places are going to…
JACKSON, MS – Pearl Sumner got tired of getting rained on while working out during her daily walks, so she did something about it. She…
WASHINGTON DC – The 2009 Atlantic hurricane season has been shortened from six months to one week, starting today. “It’s going to be one hell…
WASHINGTON, DC – A recently declassified Presidential Daily Briefing dated August 26, 2005 details advance intelligence of Hurricane Katrina’s plans to strike with unprecedented cataclysmic…
LAHAR, WA – In a major movement of his campaign’s ground game, Rock Fallon eliminated all opponents in what had become a race to the…
WAUNAKEE – The world-famous weather forecasting groundhog Waunakee Woodrow ran into some confusion today upon seeing his shadow. Through a spokesperson, Woodrow issued a statement…
EARTH – The planet on which every known organism lives sent an open letter to all of them today, assuring that it would prevail despite…
MIAMI, FL – The spiral shape of a hurricane is perhaps its most recognizable feature, except when it intersects the equator. That’s what happened when…
LAKE SUNNYVALE, OR – A pro-am curling competition originally slated for January has now been canceled altogether, according to the event organizer Ben Slidee. “We…
