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For Sale: Black Hole

Lightly used. Small black hole (about 35 solar masses) and all its contents. Picture is of a similar model because we can’t get close enough

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FREE CAR

Come and get it! 1972 Ford Galaxie. You’ll probably need to tow it because it’s wedged in between two houses. Runs great, low mileage, a

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I will overthrow Shogun for you

Corrupt imperial dictator hassling you? Depose them quickly by bringing me into the picture. I’ve got horseback skills, archery, spearfighting, hand-to-hand combat, stealth and other

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Free Lawn Clippings

Free lawn clippings available. First come, first serve. Please only take what you need from the top 3 inches or so. Well maintained, watered frequently.

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