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Song of the Day: Foghat, “Fluoride”

By Arthur Freipasesz on September 6, 2009 |

It’s always a good time to listen to Foghat’s 1975 anthem to dental care, “Fluoride”. Perhaps the only hit song dedicated to the inorganic, monatomic anion of fluorine, the upbeat rock number extols the virtues of brushing, or even simply partaking in water that has been supplemented with the additive.

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God Of Bacon January 8, 2010
Dr. Strangelove is one of my favorite movies.
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