MEDFORD – Oh, man. I just… whew.
It’s like, whoa. This isn’t even… I don’t know how to … sigh
Gimme a minute here. Can you believe this? Son of a… ugh. How did this – what are we – who the hell…
Not again. No, unh-unh. Why? Gahhhhhhhh.
Please. Oh, please.
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