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Hunter describes self as “results-oriented bird watcher”

SHOBONIER, IL – Bird hunter and productivity consultant Clark Fountain is not content to wear the label “bird hunter”, so he coined the term “Results-Oriented Bird Watcher”.

“Hunting and bird watching have a high degree of commonality,” said Fountain from his hunting blind. “We both sit for long periods of time, waiting for the desired breeds to come along. The difference being whether you shoot a camera or a rifle.”

Other hunters merely shrug or shake their heads at the mention of Fountain’s chosen title.

For their part, bird watchers would not comment for this story.

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