Is this what you’re calling letters?

Dear Editors,

I’ve been a subscriber to this newspaper for twenty-some years, mostly so I could read my complaints in the letters section. But lately the quality has taken a nosedive, and I don’t say this lightly.

Shoddy sentence structure. Careless grammar. Incomplete sentences. It’s almost as if some monkey with a typewriter was just copy-pasting random text into the form.

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Disgruntled in Danville