This room has been pooped in.

Dear Editors,

Just saying. It’s not like they left an unflushed toilet. It’s more like when you walk in, you can tell that someone has done a doody in there somewhat recently. Not bad enough that you have to leave right away, although that is what I’m going to do. There doesn’t seem to be a ventilation system. I think I’ll come back in ten minutes or so.

Chris J.