RALEIGH-DALTON – A study published in a prominent magazine made a conclusive link between memory loss and something that starts with “m”, or rhymes with a recent movie, possibly both.
The culprit may be diet-related, or lurking in your office as you read this. Several morning news programs probably discussed the findings in detail, but reports are incomplete as of press time.
A steady decrease in capacity for forming new memories, or recalling old ones, was the likely finding in the study. It was conducted by a leading expert in the field of memory at an accredited university on the eastern seaboard, some place with a port, but not on the ocean.
Further information will hopefully be published soon on Wikipedia, in a form that can be easily searched in general terms.