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Mud wins in landslide

LAHAR, WA – In a major movement of his campaign’s ground game, Rock Fallon eliminated all opponents in what had become a race to the bottom.

Contenders brought attention to Fallon’s instability and many faults, leading to an erosion of trust among his bedrock constituents. Faced with potential liquefaction, Fallon unleashed a mudslinging tirade that inundated the field. By election day, Fallon was the only one left standing.

 

2 Comments

  1. Shannon Piserchio Shannon Piserchio August 23, 2008

    Andy – you make me pee my pants with alarming frequency.Damn you and your wit.

  2. JP JP August 26, 2008

    That is hilarity.

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