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Newlywed man discovers there is a wrong way to fold towels

EDGEWATER, FL – Jackson Lipscombe, recently married to fiancée Charlize, has just learned that the way he has been folding towels for decades is incorrect.

“To the extent that I fold them, ever, it has been brought to my attention that my method is inconsistent with current best practices,” said Lipscombe. “Going forward I will take this information into account.”

The revelation comes after several weeks of intense negotiations over towel colors, duvet set themes, flatware, and whether to retain a handcrafted cinder block coffee table.

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