
Stories in Opinion/Editorials

Something Must Be Done.
The world is in uproar, and everyone can feel it. Someone needs to act in order to address all the wack things that are going

As a matter of fact, I was raised in a barn
GUEST EDITORIAL BY EARLENE I have remained quiet in numerous social situations throughout the years, but can do so no longer. Like any other even-toed

I don’t hate you, I just want you out of my way.
It has been brought to my attention by people I trust that I have a… tone. Sometimes when I’m interacting with others in public they

You wouldn’t download a bicycle
I don’t know if filesharing is still a big thing, but back at the turn of the century it was quite the rage. At the

You bet your ass I’d download a bicycle
I don’t know what that other editorial is on about. I would download the hell out of a bike if I could. It’s up to

The time for socialized psuedomedicine has come
Okay, hear me out. Single Payer Homeopathy. Reiki for the masses. Phrenology for all. State-sponsored Orgone Therapy. If we’re ever going to get on board

Who writes this stuff, anyway?
I have asked to write a guest editorial because I am perplexed as to where all this content is coming from. It seems at times

This is some straight up bullshit.
Would you look at that? They just closed the road out of my neighborhood this morning. “Sewer maintenance” they say. Yeah right. I bet they

So you want to do absolute page numbering in Word
Welcome to a bold new frontier. You have a large Word document and you would like to make the pages stay updated even as you