My First Tactical Nuke


Learn the destructive power of nuclear weapons with My First Tactical Nuke! Simple enough for a child to deploy and detonate. The ONLY children’s thermonuclear weapon available for under $30 million!

WARNING: Small moving parts. Not recommended for children under 3 years of age without close adult supervision.


Apocalyptic destruction has never been so fun as My First Tactical Nuke, a small but immensely powerful 12 kt (kiloton) atomic weapon equivalent to about 12,000 tons of TNT.

Acquired from various former Soviet Republic states over the past few decades, these cute little harbingers of doom come in a variety of pastel colors, and the nuclear detonator is secured by a sturdy plastic lock.

Delivery is extra and will require specialized equipment and personnel. Ordering and/or receiving a nuclear weapon can attract intense governmental scrutiny.

CHOKING HAZARD: Small parts may become detached and accidentally ingested by small children. Radioactive components of My First Tactical Nuke may also be hazardous to nearby persons, even before detonation.


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