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Which came first, the T. Rex or the egg?

T. Rex tastes like chicken

CACCIATORE, ITALY – Scientists have analyzed proteins extracted from dinosaur bones, establishing the strongest link yet of their kinship to birds. The finding suggests that the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex tasted like chicken.

“We hypothesized this link based on anatomical similarity,” said K.T. Boundorie, leading chicken fossil expert, or pollopaleontologist, “but this provides the proof that T. Rex was closer to chickens than to reptiles.”

Researchers were not surprised by the revelation. “We answered one question, but now we have more,” said Boundorie. “Was T. Rex smarter than the chicken, and did it cross roads?”

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