MUNCIE, IN – Extraterrestrials traveling to Earth have refined methods to evade detection, including one that allows them to hide in plain sight: appearing to…
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NEW MONIA – Due to a simple mistyped word in a proposal, researchers at Klumsig Laboratories have developed a vaccine against weasels. The proposal from…
DETROIT – Fans of wood panel siding were rewarded beyond their wildest dreams when Chrysler Corporation launched the all-wood exterior Credenza on March 23, 1981.…
ALLENTOWN, PA – President Trump’s campaign legal team is continuing to criss-cross the nation in futile efforts to overturn the results of the 2020 election,…
IRGENDWOHIN, GERMANY – The two children of a poor woodcutter have solved the problem of vanishing bread crumbs by using circus peanuts instead. “The birds,…
STILLWATER, NV – Researchers have solved an age-old problem in energy production with an age-old solution: Chicken pot pie. “The problem with generating lots of…
Researchers have achieved a revolutionary breakthrough that allows cynical impulses generated by humans to be converted into electrical energy.
NEW YORK – A tourist to New York City reports that he was unsuccessful in his search for a properly prepared bowl of grits during…
STALLVILLE – Thousands of commuters on their way home today encountered three of five lanes on the cross-town connector blocked off to traffic on both sides…
MILFORD – A battle of wills took place this afternoon at the Milford Ladies’ League bake sale, leading to some harsh words, hurt feelings, and…
