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Open up a cup of Whoop Ass.

Whoop Ass now available in snack pack size

CHICAGO – Fans of the ever-popular Can of Whoop-Ass may now purchase the walloping in smaller form, the Cup of Whoop-Ass.

“Sometimes you don’t need to open a whole can,” said Buck Dunwall, product representative. “Just a little Whoop-Ass will do.”

Cup of Whoop-Ass is available in several new flavors, including Pummelgranate, Peach Clobber, ThumpBerry, and Tropical Punch.

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