Spider enters cubist phase
SANTA FE, NM – A spider known only by the name Filipe has sworn off the traditional methods of spinning webs, and is presently experimenting
HOT NEWS
36-year-old man dismayed to learn pop music no longer made for him
This is a hastily researched developing story and will probably not be updated. If you hear something, holla.
MORE NEWS
Read More »
Protest to bring back incandescent light draws millions
GAINESVILLE, MO – Protesters numbering in the millions staged a fly-in at locations across the country last night, demanding the return of conventional incandescent light
Scotty “Squatty” Watson closing in on record for fewest strikeouts
TITUS, AL – A minor league player is soon to catch up with the all-time baseball record for fewest strikeouts in a career. Scotty “Squatty”
Slow-motion clips of perp walks to be admitted as evidence of guilt
CINCINNATI, OH – A federal appeals court has just ruled that grainy, slow-motion footage of arrested suspects being paraded before cameras to make them look
Sleeper assassin interrupts wedding in “The Manchurian Graduate”
HOLLYWOOD – Pre-production has begun on a remix/remake of two movie classics, “The Graduate” and “The Manchurian Candidate”. In the new version, Dustin Hoffman’s character
Wrath of Khan Bluetooth headset voted least comfortable
CETIVILLE – Reviewers of the latest Bluetooth wireless headsets universally agreed today that the Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan model was the most uncomfortable
