Two-headed horse suffers fatal constipation
PUYALLUP, WA – A horse with two front ends and no back end has passed away due to complications with its digestive system. “Poor thing
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WASHINGTON – Congressman Wayne Clipper of the 6th district solidly placed the blame of his current woes on the discovery of his misdeeds by “law-abiding
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RALEIGH, NC – The approved copy for VaretoCorp’s latest marketing brochure is being edged out in focus groups by the placeholder text used in the
Amazing New Technology Generates Electrical Power From Cynicism
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Sidecar On Day 3 Of Madcap Ride Without Motorcycle
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY – A zany ride on a sidecar that has been separated from its motorcycle entered its third day, with no sign of the
