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RESEDA – An informal survey of drivers at the intersection of 25th Street and Murphy Avenue reveals that at least 33% of motorists present are
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RESEDA – An informal survey of drivers at the intersection of 25th Street and Murphy Avenue reveals that at least 33% of motorists present are

EUGENE, OR – The assistant manager of a computer repair shop has spent most of the last twelve minutes trying to figure out what’s going

WASHINGTON – Congressman Wayne Clipper of the 6th district solidly placed the blame of his current woes on the discovery of his misdeeds by “law-abiding

CROSSVILLE, TN – Oh, sweetheart, I am so sorry this happened. We always assumed that you would figure out facts of life like this from

OAKLAND – Rings on the stump of a cut-down tree reveal the rowdy youth of an otherwise upstanding member of the deciduous community. “You see

MOJAVE DESERT, CA – With no signage, no security features and no responsible corporate entity, Mojave’s Abandoned Mine Shaft ride continues its reign as the
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