Message from parallel universe: “Stop sending socks”
MULTIVERSE LOCAL 434S – A transmission from an alternate reality heretofore unknown to science implored our current civilization to curtail the transportation of socks into
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U.S. Dollar fires manager
WASHINGTON D.C. – The bill once known as the “King of Currency” has fired its longtime manager in hopes of reviving a troubled career. The
Hansel And Gretel Secure Path Home By Replacing Bread Crumbs With Circus Peanuts
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Roommate abandons microwave popcorn vigil
REDENBACH – Apartment 410 resident Tom Marks fell through on his pledge to monitor the progress of a bag of microwave popcorn, according to witnesses.
