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Bacon sprouts coming in early this year

By Howie Aldouin on May 15, 2008 |

DINING and GARDEN

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Howie Aldouin

Howie Aldouin is the Life & Living Editor at The Post News Times. If there is a waterskiing squirrel in the vicinity, Howie will find it.

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2 Comments

Gary Piserchio May 16, 2008
You had me at bacon.
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Kath May 19, 2008
I wish!
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