T. Rex tastes like chicken
CACCIATORE, ITALY – Scientists have analyzed proteins extracted from dinosaur bones, establishing the strongest link yet of their kinship to birds. The finding suggests that
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Pizza Hovel unleashes 36-pound “Cholesterol Bomb”
ADIPOSA – The tri-state area’s largest pizza franchise announced its latest creation today, the 36 pound Cholesterol Bomb. Loaded with toppings and heavy as a
Daft Internet chain letter kit
Start your own Internet chain letter. Snip below the dotted line, add in your own incongruous political or philosophical rant, and forward: —————- Would You
Building collapse under control
MIDTOWN – An unoccupied building that collapsed overnight has been contained at ground level. The warehouse at 3rd and 4th Avenue, which reportedly commenced buckling
Dog recommends continued rubbing of belly
BASKERVILLE – Through a combination of nonverbal signals, local whippet Devo has secured the indefinite extension of a belly rubbing session. Devo’s caretaker Kelly Moire
