Whistleblower Receiving Mostly Unimaginative Death Threats
This is a hastily researched developing story and will probably not be updated. If you hear something, holla.
TITUS, AL – A minor league player is soon to catch up with the all-time baseball record for fewest strikeouts in a career. Scotty “Squatty”
EDGEWATER, FL – Jackson Lipscombe, recently married to fiancée Charlize, has just learned that the way he has been folding towels for decades is incorrect.