Available one ear at a time on a flexible schedule. Accepting orders for 4 months out.
$15/ear. Must be okay with cigarette butts and possible hypodermic needles.
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Corrupt imperial dictator hassling you? Depose them quickly by bringing me into the picture. I’ve got horseback skills, archery, spearfighting, hand-to-hand combat, stealth and other
VCR with some VHS tapes. Not sure if it works, it’s been sitting in the basement since 1998. There’s no remote, and the picture is
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