LETTERS

How about a show like Muppet Babies, but with Alien and Predator?

Dear Editors,

Just think of the merchandising. Cute little baby exomorphs and whatever the Predator was, playing in a nursery. They use their imagination and play games, rip little fake humans apart with their freaky jaws, and then end with a musical number or something.

How would royalties work for coming up with the idea?

Thanks,
Craig P.

MORE LETTERS

Why don’t they make a tomato you can dice?

Dear Editors, I don’t know if you have ever tried to dice tomatoes. It pretty much can’t be done. The damn things start falling apart

Let’s Synergize Our Cross-Active Impact Channels

Dear Editors, Just wanted to loop in to expedite our PnP turnkey solution user-centric potentialities. Our cutting-edge progressive cyclic process, as deployed, hyperwhelms capital vectors

I HAVE THE REMOTE!

Dear Editors, Bow before me, mortals, for now I wield the power over entertainment selections in this realm. Past wrongs, duly noted, will be retributed.

I forgot what I was going to say but it was imperative that I chime in

Dear Editors, Regarding the current situation, I have a relevant and profound insight that would be of great importance to the general public. However, it

I don’t like the way poor people look at me when they’re waiting for the bus

Dear Editors, It gets uncomfortable in the back of my limousine whenever I pass a bus stop downtown on the way to my estate. I

Why don’t they make a tomato you can dice?

Dear Editors, I don’t know if you have ever tried to dice tomatoes. It pretty much can’t be done. The damn things start falling apart

Just so you know, a cat in one of those cones can’t get into an enclosed litter box.

Dear Editors, Your readers should be made aware that if they get some medical stuff done on a cat and they have to wear the

Seeking Correspondent For Passive-Aggressive Interactions

Need someone who will sulk and be evasive when I press for answers, bonus if they can avoid responding for long periods of time to

For Sale: Black Hole

Lightly used. Small black hole (about 35 solar masses) and all its contents. Picture is of a similar model because we can’t get close enough

I will overthrow Shogun for you

Corrupt imperial dictator hassling you? Depose them quickly by bringing me into the picture. I’ve got horseback skills, archery, spearfighting, hand-to-hand combat, stealth and other

Coworkers Fail To Appreciate Genius Of Break Room Reorganization

CHAMPAIGN, IL – Employees at Nista Group have overlooked the extensive reshuffling of furniture, appliances, and supplies in the break room completed by verifications group

Yosemite’s Half Dome restored to Three-Quarter Dome

MARIPOSA COUNTY, CA – The world-famous rock formation in Yosemite National Park known as Half Dome is nearing completion on a construction project to restore

Source of neck pain located

CHARLOTTE, NC – Bookstore manager Brady Berlinger had been suffering neck pain for weeks, and tried numerous tactics to alleviate it. “I learned a bunch of

Satellite launch delayed by gravity

FT MYERS, FL – SpaceCorp suffered a major setback when their Kiwi Grand rocket failed to clear the launch pad, scuttling a mission to send

Sleeper assassin interrupts wedding in “The Manchurian Graduate”

HOLLYWOOD – Pre-production has begun on a remix/remake of two movie classics, “The Graduate” and “The Manchurian Candidate”. In the new version, Dustin Hoffman’s character

River Current Indicator

My First Tactical Nuke

Active Bookmark

Mystery Pharmaceuticals

How about a show like Muppet Babies, but with Alien and Predator?

All the news that fits

Contact

Subscribe